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Many moons ago, on a planet far far away, there lived an alien. One day whilst trying to impress a femalien with his bad ass ukulele skills, he turned up his amp too loud and it exploded. Unfortunately he had the Mars Shell 5000 amplifier, the most powerful amp in the universe. When he turned it up to its maximum of 11.5 it exploded with such a force that it rocketed him out to space, where he floated alone with his ukulele for 10 years. He played a lot of ukulele, went a little bit insane, started a one man band called Frank Spencers Funk Pants, figured out the meaning of life, forgot it, figured it out again and then forgot it again. Finally he drifted towards Earth and as he entered the earths atmosphere, he was greeted by an overwhelming smell of cowboy farts.

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Many moons ago, on a
planet far far
away, there
lived an alien.
One day

whilst trying to impress a
femalien
with his bad ass

ukulele skills, he
turned up
his amp too loud and it

exploded.
Unfortunately he
had the
Mars Shell 5000
amplifier, the most

powerful
amp in the universe. When

he turned it up to its

maximum of 11.5
it exploded
with such a force that it

rocketed
him out to space,
where
he floated alone
with his ukulele for

10 years.

He played a lot of ukulele,
went a little bit insane,

started a one man band
called Frank Spencers
Funk
Pants, figured out the
meaning of life, forgot it,

figured it out again and
then forgot it again. Finally

he drifted towards Earth
and as he entered the

Earths atmosphere, he was
greeted by an
overwhelming
smell of cowboy farts.

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